Pirateopedia: Egghead3000

May 27, 2010
Not-So-Jolly Roger, Spineless Fiction
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Egghead is a PA (personal assistant) application that plugs straight into your hippocampus to avoid unecessary wiring and security breeches. Egghead is inpenetrable. You can safely store all your personal information, mails, codes, notes, and much more, away from prying eyes.

Features: Memory enhancement, instant access to mail, diary, notes, in your brain. Egghead3000 also includes a very helpful backup-service that stores everything, including all your brain functions, memories, etc, on MegaSmooth’s servers. The slogan: “Forgot your car keys? We’ll help you find them!” awarded MegaSmooth’s pr(opaganda) department a Gold Turkey Award for best slogan of 2108.

Security Issues: MegaSmooth claims that Egghead in inpenetrable. In fact, they claim it’s so secure that Willie Gates VII’s himself uses it. Surpricingly that is true. However, they have chosen to say nothing about his slightly odd behaviour since he got Egghead3000 (beta 3.599) installed. They also have no idea that Not-So-Jolly Roger has cracked little Willies password and thus made his innermost thoughts fair game for all pirates to see.

Have a peek into Willies brain here: xxxxxx

Misc: Oh, yes, I almost forgot… The Egghead PA application is brought to you, courtesy of MegaSmooth Software – your friendly software provider.

Anna Troberg

Anna Troberg är verksamhetschef för Wikimedia Sverige och författare, men bland de karaktärsdanande ungdomssynderna kan hon räkna några år som bokförlagschef och ett förflutet som partiledare för Piratpartiet. Hennes humoristiska roman "Chefer från helvetet" är publicerad i Sverige, Norge och Finland. Hennes motto är: "Life is pain. Get used to it ... or make it better!" Åsikterna på bloggen är hennes egna.

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